precumming:

don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know

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dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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arnoldschoenberg:

things i want from a relationship:

  • musical theatre duets

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urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

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